Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Mad Kane's Gift Contract

In the spirit of Christmas, Madeline Kane's gift contract :-) Sample:

GIFTS FOR THE CHILDREN:

1. Husband won't buy their son a toy gun, provided Wife doesn't buy him a doll. Puppets, however, are permissible.

2. Wife won't buy anything that requires assembly.

3. Husband won't buy children toys he plans to play with.

4. Whoever picks the gift must make the emergency trip for batteries.

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