Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Note to Virgin Media Web Safe team re APPG website block

On the advice of Virgin Media Twitter responder LB, I've written to their Websafe people at
Hi folks,

Just to let you know Virgin Media WebSafe seems to be blocking my access to the website of the All Party Parliamentary Group on Extraordinary Rendition. One of your folk on Twitter suggested I email you about it.

Twitter, if it's any help, is also blocking me posting tweets including the url of the site,

Both your bots and Twitter's seem to think the site is compromised with malware. If so it would be appropriate to alert them. If not, given the publication of the US Senate report on torture yesterday, it is an inopportune time to be blocking a parliamentary site connected with such subject matter.


Ray Corrigan

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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